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Sex Connections and Technical Suport

And Sometimes a Friend Offering a Free Hand Online Editintg

Computer security firm PC Tools late Wednesday released a study conducted by Harris Interactive. The survey done in San Francis, California ended up with results showing that a quarter of United States residents think it is fine to be to the Internet during sex, or plugged in. Having Sex while on line, a stable connection, and sometime a friend offering technical support.

PC Tools made the findings available on the same day that it released a suite of software tools for protecting computers from spy ware, booby-trapped websites, and other Internet software protection. Those surveyed were tallied and given rankings on a list of current topics and were allowed to answer, For almost all, stayng connected was a very various issue, in any circumstance.

Men were more concerned than women about people knowing which websites they had visited.

Percentages were 18 and 12 respectively. Nearly half of those surveyed said they had certain files on their computers or smart phones that would be embarrassing for friends or family to see.

The survey found that 29 percent of people in the country believe it is not a problem to be connected during a wedding to an aniline device, and the highest percentage found with any group, a 41 percent said it was okay to be online for family dinners.

  

Some 79 percent of people in the United States keep files on their personal computer, and do not truest family members, co-workers, employers, or friend use it.

Nearly half of those surveyed said they had certain files on their computers or smart phones that would be embarrassing for friends or family to see.

Most of us trust our computers and the Internet with our most intimate details, tending to worry about computer maintenance or safety when something happens. Although computer security is a buzz word for everyone these days. The larger percent ace of computer users do not know any basic tech support for their own machines.

When it came to protection from computer viruses or other Internet porn sites, sex connections as technical support. woes, people said they would rather visit a dentist or than clean machines. The biggest challenge is for companies to keep developing tools that are simple, effective and affordable. PC Tools took note of these basics, looking to improve their own business.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6034688/sex_connections_and_technical_suport.html?cat=15

Sex Tapes of the Rich and Infamous

The Who's Who of Being Famous and in the Nude Straight to DVD

Sex tapes are everywhere, just waiting to be discovered unexpectedly and released with the skilled profit marketing of moguls like Vivid Interactive at the helm. The novelty of being the star of an independent sex tape or video is the modern equivalent of being on a wanted poster in the old west days of America, or perhaps being made the starring character of a middle ages limerick.

It just proves an old saying revised a bit, 'It is not enough to just be rich, you must also be famous.' Or infamous perhaps will do, when it comes to pseudo celebrities revealing themselves naked and doing the dance of the two backed beast for all to watch over and over again.

At first there were mainly two types of sex tapes being leaked to the public.

The first being actual art, in the pornographic sense...the famous couple in a homemade video that was scandalously stolen without them knowing, and distributed for sale before they could take appropriate legal actions.

This is the case with the number one sex tape ever Pam & Tommy Lee : Hardcore & Uncensored. In fact this will probably end up being the only sex tape of historical note worthy record. It is likened to the original Jane Fonda Workout Record in its self created genre, and that it had two well accomplished superstars showing their private side somewhat openly. It is the equivalent of the earliest reality TV shows in retrospective analysis. It is the video that killed the video star. Fifteen minutes of fame or less, the reel is all that fans want to see as real.

The second is not actual art, it is more of a joke or pun...the unknown or barely known couple or individual in a homemade video that is marketed to appear stolen without their consent, and backed up with a juggernaut of publicity campaigning to reinforce the poor innocent victims whose adult video antics are now in the kangaroo court of public opinion.

This genre created itself on the bonfire ashes of the Pam & Tommy Lee tapes success. Most notable amongst these are Kim Kardashian Superstar with the princess Kardashian and hip-hop gang star Ray J...both had successful spin offs due to the scandalous press, and the Kardashian E-show could not have been more pleased with the result.

Also important to this phenomena is 1 Night in Paris, the infamous Paris Hilton sex tape. The real importance of note is that Paris Hilton was rich but not famous in the traditional sense until this brief underground tryst with the obscene hit the media airwaves. After her sex tape, Paris had become elevated to the rich and infamous, and compared to some of her fellow Hollywood gal pals these days...it seems the joke may have been on them. The publicity monster played seek and destroy, and Paris Hilton came out slithering like a shiny pink and blonde rose bush.

What amazes me is the long and growing list of sex tapes that have come out of the woodwork in the last two to three years, in fact most within the last eight months of the year 2010 alone. Let's see how many we can name without choking on our own tongue twister of media blitzkrieg...ready, set, go!

Eva Longoria had a sex tape, then it was a hoax, and now no one is sure if it was or is real, but it is an Internet hit counter to be sure. And is supposed to be funny as well.

Britney Spears and K-Fed were shooting for the next Pam & Tommy Lee skin flick to mark their place in history, the results were far less than desirable in the end.

Except maybe for Kevin.

Vietnamese actress Hoang Linh has destroyed her promising career at age 19 due to her scandalous sex tape being released on YouTube.

Long Island Lolita, Amy Fisher went from old news to a small time reality star with the release of her sex tape to the media.

Vivica Fox showed off her drunken party girl side and got plenty of free publicity with her sex tape, all be it rather contrived to the skeptical viewer.

When Gene Simmons surfaced with a sex tape for raw consumption, even fans knew that this master of marketing madness had his thumb at the pulse of his art. But who cares, God of Thunder press play!

Marilyn Monroe got her last hurrah in 2008 when an unknown sex tape rose from the history books.

Was it real, or was it faked, even the FBI was not sure in the end. Thank you Norma Jean.

Then out of nowhere, a Jimi Hendrix sex tape shows up on the Vivid Interactive doorsteps without copyright or ownership. This caused the Hendrix family and their son's legacy much grief. They still say any alleged tape has yet to be authenticated.

Now we start spiraling downward on the corkscrew of infamous celebrities...and fast.

Buckeey from the Flavor of Love makes the first official B-List celebrity sex tape.

Olivia Mojica and Fantasia Barrino, both American Idol contestants have sex tapes surface in time to ignite their quick fading careers.

Miss California Carrie Prejean, has a sex tape appear in time to wheel in a book deal and save her Christian Outreach Program, also is used to prove her acting ability on her resume.

Fifth grade teacher Crystal Defanti shows her classroom of students the DVD version of her unreleased footage before the scandalous homework hit the public ears later that day. All students were present that day for study hall, we presume.

Of course, Carmen Electra leaked a tape mistakenly...Hm mm.

Tiger Woods sex tapes have been coming to light one by one as the ex-girlfriends decide to come forward, with barely enough footage to edit together. Jaimee Grubbs seems to be the girl with the most ammo in her clubs to date.

Kendra Wilkinson makes some nice post-Hefner bank between her sex tape release and the Kendra E-show and tell all, you go girl. At least she is not pretending to be shocked. As if any man out in TV land wouldn't want to sneak a peek at that DVD.

Kristin Davis of Sex in the City fame, seemed sincere when she was shocked at the alleged sex tape making its way around Internet sites. I am sincere when I say she is one celebrity who we all hoped the hype was real. And it was.

Nicki Minaj, Danielle Staub, Eva Mendes, Montana Fishburne...recognize any of those names, except of course for the daughter to Laurence Fishburne of the Matrix?

Heidi Montag, oh my goodness. The one tape everyone wanted, and everyone wished was never made.

OMG ROTF LMAO.

Rozlyn Papa, Keri Ann Peniche, Eric Dane or McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, and McSteamy's wife. Any takers?

Country star Mindy McCready got a boost of publicity for her 2010 album release this last march, the sex tape titled 'Baseball Mistress'.

Then of course who could forget sex tape star power couple, Sandra Bullock and Jesse James? Amazingly not but a blip on the twitter or the blogosphere.

Chelsea Handler's sudden discovery and leaking of her sex tape was almost cute this year, just after taxes were filed by one week.

Can't forget the miniature mojo of the Vern Troyer sex tape. Small but packing a punch in the genre forever with innuendos and jokes behind the curtains.

Gossip Girl's starlet Leighton Meester should have seen a sex tape coming, for purely ironic reasons.

Shauna Sand 'Exposed' was a sex tape made by who?

J.Lo had a temporary restraining order issued on her alleged sex tape, for fear of the damage it might do to her Hollywood career. Seeing that it could hardly do anymore damage to her musical one, take that Ditty.

Kenya Moore, her sex tape comes with a how-to book, oh by the way she is an actress.

Rielle Hunter became famous for her sex tape that has ruined the political aspirations of John Edwards. I guess you just can't get a break can you Johnny?

And what if Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape somewhere, and nobody wants to see it.

Sex tapes on VHS, Sex videos on DVD. Sex clips on YouTube.

Sex sells, direct to your cell phones from anywhere on earth.

So I guess the only thing to ask yourself is, do you care?

Or are you someone that one day will be on my CNN broadcast breaking in live, with a shocked look on your face, explaining to the world how violated you feel now that a million copies of your sex tape have made their way across the globe via live streaming video feeds. As you negotiate for corporate royalty contracts to milk your share of the profits, and retirement mutual funds in trade for your interview spots on Today, the View, and a quickie with Regis and Kelly. Sex tapes for sale. Sex tapes for sell outs.

Good luck with yours.

Be you rich or infamous, or famous for fifteen minutes and counting.

Thanks for playing everybody.

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5709104/sex_tapes_of_the_rich_and_infamous.html?cat=7

ONE LAST THING WRITTEN FOR MY FRIEND LL, WHO IS GOING THROUGH SOME MAJOR THINGS RIGHT NOW IN HER LIFE. ALL MY LOVE GOOD LUCK MONEY FROM HOME. YOU ARE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS. ANGELS BE AT YOUR HEALS. XOXO

Out of My Body

Dedicated to LL

Tell me about it
Always another one
And another one comes
Then I stop to inhale
Rushing but never trusting
But still some days
I have a friend

All I ever wanted
Was another beaded curtain
Against the soundtrack playing
From my bedroom on the boom box
I know I am the fox
And sometimes more
But every so often
I can take a day
And be a friend

All you want
You can have me
Just be honest with it
You want my body now
And I am more than happy to give
Only because you wanted it
I blow a kiss
My blushing
But my lips whisper
As I let it slide right in
But come Sunday
I am alone again
Will you be my friend

I am able, I am willing
In every single way
Anytime, anything
If you want we can party
If you want me too badly
Just tell me truthfully
I do almost anything
Others just take me
You have only needs
But you are
My friend

Shall we begin
Where it ends

Or shall we
Do it
Again

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/5881788/out_of_my_body.html?cat=10

"When did I realize I was God?

Well I was praying and suddenly I realized I was talking to myself."

 - Peter O'Toole